Inspired from Epic rap battles of history from youtube
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF INDIA!
I'm THE Anna Hazare!
Saint of justice and honesty.
You're just a raving sociopath,
I represent civil society!
You think you're an intellectual
with your awesome Booker prize?
Your literature was merely
incest pornography in disguise.
You shout "Politicians and Corporates
and the Indian Army suck!"
Well how about a solution
to get this country's gears unstuck?
I may not be perfect,
But I've earned the nation's respect
So pick up a flag,
you insufferable hag
or continue to be opinion columns reject
There's nothing civil bout your society or your fast old man
You're just making more noise than anyone else can.
So you think that you're Gandhi
just 'coz they arrested you?
That's only our dumb Government,
they never have a clue.
Your publicity is a joke
and so are your rallies.
Your so called supporters
are just fugitives from silicon valleys!
I'm the Goddess of small things,
supporting Maoists and the common man.
What can you do for them
with your elaborate dietary plan?
You ignorant fool!
I AM a common man.
I live in a village
and survive on my pension plan.
But I've united this nation,
Only Sachin could do a better job.
So stop talking outta your head,
and writing like sucha snob.
Your movement is useless,
it just brings out posers.
Why, look at Baba Ramdev,
and his yoga loving losers.
Once your draconian bill is passed,
your 15 minutes will be done.
Then the citizens will say,
"Check out our new country, just like the old one"
Can I make EVERYONE happy?
No, I'm not Santa Claus!
But I can improve the scene,
by tackling the root cause.
India should be ONE NATION.
So screw your conspiracy theories and you.
You just whine about 7 issues
from the 5 places you've been to!
Can corruption be fully eradicated?
Nope! In India corners will be cut.
So do us all a favour
and please keep that mouth CLOSED!