The 2012 phenomenon : How to get rich when the world ends

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Hi,

Well all say 21-Dec-2012 willbe earth's destiny. or will it?

The Mayans said it a looong time ago...Well i came across a few things and it does feel something might happen on that day.

they say all the planets will be in a unique eclipitical path towrads the sun for a brief moment.

The Bible talks about a piossible "end of days" or a God's warth towards Humans for Ignoring Him.

The Hindu Sacred book - The BhagwadGita - also says the Kaliyuga will come to  an end on this day, thus completing a 5,135 year period (5000 + years ) and also talks a good days all over again.But when kaliyuga ends it also says a possible catetrophe.

Many say Nostradamous predicted this. They are so wrong. Because simple, he did not. He says earth would end somewhere in 7000 AD.

but by the time as Stephen Hawking says, mankind would have fled earth or moved to a different habitable planet. He warns of a Third nuclear war which would send huge flashes of light that would kill millions.

Also, NASA and SETI ( Search for Extra Terristrail Intelligence ) say we might be attacked from creatures from a differnt world..FYI , we are not alone.in the world...there are trillins and trillions of galaxies in this universe and billions of planets harbouring life...please accept this fact.

So what would happen...lots of theories...please share what u think..thanks....

OOOOOH! Scarryyyy! But judging by facts and common sense, consider these points:-

Mayan calendar – doesn't predict anything. It is merely the end of what they called a 'long count' (~5125 years) which is something like a century or millennium to us. On 21-12-2012, one long count ends, another begins. Calling that the end of the world is equivalent to panicking about the Y2K bug, and did that really help?

Planetary alignment – what is now being said as the 'elliptical alignment' already happened in 1998 and we're still here. So……yeah!

The Bible – has mentioned the armageddon and end of times which people say is the second coming of Jesus. Since everyone has said it'll happen, like yesterday, for the past 2000 years....

Kali yuga – is a bit vague on how long it'll occur. But it is said to end when "When flowers will be begot within flowers, and fruits within fruits, then will the Yuga come to an end". Seriously? The Kali yuga ends with poetry?

Nostradamus – is yet another ‘legend’ that needs to die. As if poetry wasn’t vague enough we have French poetry about random things which might be related to random things happening now. ZOMG! tazz ossum lolzzz!!!1! None of his ‘predictions’ have a date stamp on them anyways.

Not really clear about Stephen Hawking though. Or about the huge flashes of light that somehow kills millions.

NASA – would be last organization to endorse in this ‘phenomenon’. So any one who announces formally that “we might be attacked from creatures from a different world” needs to find better hobbies. Whatever happened to playing games outside of facebook?

We might not be alone in the universe, but at least we’ll have time to figure out for ourselves with no given time constraint of 1 year.

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