| Protester | Fanatic |
| Species |
| Homo Sapiens | Unknown (Closely resembles Neanderthals) |
| Societal structure |
| Conformist Bourgeoisie | Deity worship |
| Tolerance threshold |
| Extremely high | Zero |
| Sense of humour |
| Varies according to subject's background | Non-existent |
| Weapon of choice |
| Candles and Facebook | Sticks and stones |
| Strength |
| Intelligence | Numbers |
| Vulnerability |
| Numbers | Indeligunss |
| Attack mantra |
| Share and like | Destroy everything that isn't us |
| Primary enemy |
| Everyone else | Logic |
| Species prognosis |
| Eventual extinction | World War 3 |
| Process of eradication |
| Disable internet connection | Decapitation |
