#5 : Epic jabulani fail! [England 1 : 1 USA – League matches]
"Let's leave him here for dead from vuvuzela noise"
Defying gravity and rules!
#2 : Hand of fraud [Uruguay 4 : 2 Ghana (penalties) – Quarter finals]
Luis Suárez should be beaten to death(slowly) for even thinking about comparing his impulsive foul play with Diego's glorified cheat. For all those who don't know about the Hand of God play, GO DIE! Uruguay won this match on penalties due to more experienced players. But before that fluke happened, during the last few seconds extra time, Ghana got the ball past the goalie but was blocked by Suárez with his hands. Why not go and punch the players from Ghana in the face, bitch? Speaking of which, he cried when he was red carded and Ghana got the penalty. As the penalty score would tell you, they are not very good at it. Long story short, spot kick not converted and thus the last African nation exits the World Cup. As for Suárez, he celebrated Ghana's missed penalty by taking his shirt off and jumping on his team mates. Such a dignified young man. Since he missed the next match, he took the time off to rape what little glory there was in football. Rumour has it, they're gonna add his name into the Uruguay national anthem henceforth.
"Since my head won't reach on time, I must improvise"
#1 : The oracle has spoken [Germany 0 : 1 Spain – Semi finals]
Paul the Octopus did it again. By picking the Spain flag, or by choosing the container which it thought was the better food, or by attempting to have sex with a plastic box which coincidentally contained the Spanish flag. Either ways, ever since Paul said Germany will lose to Spain, the Germans decided to play like losers and that one decision changed the outcome of the entire world cup. They could hardly touch the ground, much less touch the ball. The Spaniards just danced their way into finals as easily as Rakhi Sawanth danced her way into this idiotic society. All because a creature without a skeleton randomly picks stuff. Since we believe in invertebrates predicting events that are beyond their understanding, upcoming attractions of the next world cup will be – Sports injuries are a thing of the past since we use leeches to cure everything! Which team will win the World Cup? The team with the most virgin sacrifices of course! How will the weather be for day matches? It'll all depend at what speed the Sun is rotating around the earth. These all seem like interesting topics to tweet about. The height of idiocy surrounding this phenomenon and how they(jobless morons) will be talking about it even after Casillas lifted the World Cup makes it the NUMBER ONE turning point in the FIFA 2010 World Cup!
"Mmmmmmm! The future tastes goooooood!"